huh????!!???

I love my sweet Natalie. We are best friends and I hope she wants to be my best friend forever. I also love to hear that girl sing. But, as I heard her singing away the other day I started to question exactly what they're teaching my sweet princess in Kindergarten.

This is what I heard, sung to the tune "This old man"

"This old man, he has crack
in a city on his back
with a la la la la give a dog a bone
this old man is having stones."

I half expected the next line to talk about a magical white powder that makes everyone happy. I know we live in a REALLY liberal city, but come on people. She's only 5!